Welcome To The Machine
Hi, my name is Tanya,
I'm a 15-year-old girl from Bulgaria.
I love punk, metal and rock bands and cheese.
ACTUAL SUMMARY OF GREEK MYTHOLOGY
Zeus: im gonna put my dick in it
Everyone: dont put ur dick in it
Zeus: toO LaTE
Science teacher: What is the difference between venom and poison?
Me: Venom is black metal and Poison is glam metal.
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